Moms are constantly working. If you work outside the home, you work with the kids and home when you get home. If you stay home well you never stop the work at home. When we get super busy with things and need a break we call on our reliable always dependable babysitter, the TV!! Yes my child watches TV. Grab your pitch forks and fire! I will be awaiting the mob!
Even though the great magician box called the TV is pure heaven sent, it can be a horrible horrible curse! The creators of some kids shows must not have kids. Actually, they must have horrible mommy issues and decided to take it out on all the moms by making f*cking horrible shows! I will list a few and you will see what I mean.
Thomas and Friends. I will give you it is an old one and it definitely a classic. My concern with this is, everyone is so dang monotone. When I hear the trains or anyone talk all I hear is "merpty merp merp merp". I would put an exclamation point at the end of that sentence but that would make it seem like there was some sort of excitement from the show. COME ON PBS BRING SOME EXCITEMENT TO THIS SHOW! Or was this show created for the sole purpose of putting kids to sleep? Well you reversed that one there PBS, puts us parents asleep which is not safe with the little roaming the house.
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| It is like they are all suffering from depression |
Peppe Pig. Now this bitch needs a good kick in the ass. I know some may not have seen this show, it is basically a little girl pig that has her two parents and her little brother. The plot to every episode is she whines, constantly. Never ever stops whining. It is all about her. So to sum it up, she is a selfish whining bitch. There now you will never need to watch an episode of this show! Unfortunately the only way to fix this show is by cancelling it so we will NEVER have to see it again.
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| Who wouldn't want to drop kick that pig? |
Yo Gabba Gabba. Really Nickelodeon? Do you test your writers for drug use? You should. I will guarantee these writers were on some serious hallucinogens when creating this show. The creatures alone make absolutely NO sense! What are they? I think back to when I was a kid, this is what I thought the boogie man or the monster under my bed looked like! CREEEPY!!! How about the songs?? This person was on drugs and HATED his mother! I swear the convo went like this "lets create the most annoying f*cking song ever! Yeah that will teach those moms!" Shoot me in the head please!
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| What the F*CK is a foofa? I think I call my vagina that! |
Teletubbies. See the creators of this show got it right by the simple fact that it is GONE! I won't say too much on it, well because you don't speak ill of the deceased. I will just say THANK GOD it is gone!!!
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| They were ruled by a baby right? Yup they hated their mom! |
I definitely saved the worse for last. The mother of all mother hating shows!
CAILLOU! F*ck that little bastard bitch. Can you tell I really hate that show? Caillou is even a bigger bitch than Peppa! I think Caillou ate Peppa with his eggs so he's extra bitchy. This little kid is beyond annoying. I have yet to find ONE person that can actually stand Caillou. I am not exaggerating when I say he whines in every episode. The weird thing with this show, we absolutely LOVE his little sister Rosie. She is still a baby and doesn't whine half as much as Caillou. Rosie even wants to drop kick Caillou is his bald ass head!
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| This is his face in every damn episode! |
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| There is the bright side to this |
These are the shows that drive most moms (and sometimes dads) go crazy over. There are others shows of course that drives us crazy like SpongeBob. I don't have enough time to go into why SpongeBob makes moms want to die (the voice alone, don't get me started on the laugh)! If you can think of any other shows please comment them and see if others agree!
Why Am I Sticky?
This had me rolling! I do love cailou though!
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