OY VEY!

Ok this little turd of mine left me speechless again in public!! Let me set the scene for you....me, her, and about 15 strangers as we wait to my cars oil change to be done. She is being the amazing little angel dancing and singing for people. Everyone is in such "awe" of this glorious little gem of mine.

Then out of nowhere she halts and says oh so loudly "OH MOMMY! I HAVE TO POOP!" I try and shush her and gather her stuff so we can go to the restroom. Then she does something else! She lets out the worlds loudest fart that would bring a tear to her fathers eye. He was so proud (he was actually)! She then proceeds to tell me "oh never mind I don't have to poop anymore!" I literally just froze. I did not want to make any kind eye contact with ANYONE! Once eye contact is made it makes the whole situation real and it cannot be real!

I quietly congratulated my turd (pun intended) and sat down. I prayed they called us next. NOPE! We were the very last ones! I swear they knew what happened and wanted to torture me because of my daughters inability to hold her gas in like a normal woman does! Can I send her to a training camp to learn this? Please comment any camps you may know of! :)

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