Excuse me...what the F*&$ did you just say?

Baby talk...don't you just love it? Yeah sure when you are at home and they are saying "mama" or "dada", it is NOT adorably cute when they say things in public when they make it sound horribly WRONG!

For example Tava and I are in the store and our conversation goes like this:

Tava: "Mommy I have 2 titties!"
Me: "Uh what the hell did you just say?" (because it was so horrifying the first time you must have them say it again and act just as shocked)
Tava: "Titties mommy! I have 2!" (insert holding up 2 fingers)
Me: "Well technically not until puberty, but we don't say that word sweetheart" (or should I call you a Sailor McPotty Mouth with that kind of language!)
*She is looking at me weird*

We go down a different aisle at the store and there she goes again. Off with her sailor talk!

Tava: "TITTIES MOMMY TITTIES!!!"
Me: (in complete shock with how loud she said that in a SUN CITY STORE) *I look over and see a bag of cat food*  "OOOOOOOHHHHHH! You mean KITTIES with a K!!!"
Tava: "Ya mommy titties!"

We practiced the K sound for a long time after that. Not sure how much it helped (not one bit) but at least I now know what she is saying. Also learned I will never take her in public again!

Sincerely,                              

The Mortified Why Am I Sticky Mom!