This is not what I signed up for!

When parents have babies they are overwhelmed with being with them. Constantly wanting to hold and never separate. For you new moms that are still in that stage, it wears off really quick! As parents we want them to talk then walk. Once they are doing that you just want them to sit still and shut the heck up!

Once all that happens you think "Oh kindergarten is right around the corner! I will get 7-8 hours of solid silence!" You get it too! Yeah we miss the little shits come Friday. Then we get to spend 1 1/2 glorious days with them. I say 1 1/2 because by Sunday evening you are wanting them back in school.

The schools turn against us as well. They make "breaks" for kids. Summer break, fall break, winter break, spring break, and they through in some damn ass holidays in there. This is not what I signed up for!

We just got done with winter break where I was forced to entertain my 3 children for 2 whole weeks! I let that one slide because its Christmas and shit, but they followed it up with a 4 day weekend! Now we need to have a sit down. 2 extra days of children whining about NOTHING to do! Well guess what? My back yard needs to be cleaned. My dishes need to be washed. My laundry needs to be switched and folded. That is going to be the new rule in my house. If one of my children complain that they are "bored" or "have nothing to do" I will find some cleaning for them to do. Sounds legit right? Either I will eventually have a spotless house or my children will stop complaining!

HALLELUJAH!!!!

How did I never think of this before?!?! I'm all for school "breaks" now!!! I want a clean house! Well 

I could always clean it myself, but come on lets get serious! I guess school won't be as annoying as before! Hell, I might even enjoy the little turd nuggets for a couple extra days!

Why Am I Sticky