How hard can it be?

Well it's that time a year again. Valentines days is just a few short weeks away. Hubby has been sniffing around to figure out what I want. Many men have said "Women are so complicated to buy for we never know what they are wanting". REALLY?!?! Buying for a woman is pretty simple. I believe men over complicate it by over thinking it. I am going to do all men a favor and break it down VERY simplistic for you.

There are different phases in a girls life where she does want different things.

Early 20's:
Flowers
Diamonds
Chocolates
Ridiculously lame mushy love notes
Fancy dinner
*Warning, all of the items above must be a part of ONE night and it needs to be BIG*

Mid 20's:
Flowers
Chocolates
Dinner and Drinks
A cute card you put thought into
*You can get away with a single rose with heart shaped chocolate mix where she will only eat about 2 of them and have taken only one bite out of the others then realize she can't stand them*

Mothers (no age group because all moms are unanimous about this):
A Bath ALONE
Time to shave their legs ALONE
Take a shit ALONE
Not have to wipe another persons ass
Dinner (we don't care if we have to cook it but we would like to cook it ALONE!)
To eat chocolate ALONE (we are tired of sharing ALL of our shit!)
*Can you see the trend here? ALONE!*

I don't know what women that have grown children that have moved out. I haven't reached that miraculous point in life! Just kidding, I will probably move in with my kids a month after they moved out. Be the ass hole to them that they were to me growing up. I will save the details for another post.

Make sure all the men in your lives see this so they know how to get it right this year!

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