Oh thanks, its beautiful!!! (That's a lie)

It is that time of year again! MOTHERS DAY! The day where we are suppose to be worshiped for all the living saving acts we do all year. Yes, if your children are still alive you have saved their life from you numerous times!

Dads don't always get what moms want for mothers day. They think a cute card and breakfast in bed is amazing! Then the rest of the day goes on like any other day. Cleaning, parenting, referring, and decision making.

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

We don't want any responsibilities that day! Basically we do not want to MOM that day! So I thought I would make a list for the gift giving impaired husbands out there!

1) SLEEP!
2) Time ALONE! This does not meant her in the bedroom with children screaming throughout the house!
3) Massage- if done by you don't make it turn to sex (well right away) and make it last more than 5 seconds
4) Spa time
5) Mani/Pedi
6) Cleaned house done by anyone but her
7) All the non good for you food
8) Forget the diamonds get me something that is going to help with my day to day responsibilities
9) To be able to shave whatever we NEED to shave without any one entering the bathroom not even ONCE!
10) Last but NOT least- Shit and Piss in PRIVATE! No audience please!!!

I promise if you get your lovely wife one of these 10 items you will sure to make it a great day for her!!!!

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